1. Did that guy really just walk away from that treadmill without wiping it down?
2. Ooo cute sneakers!
3. Stop hogging that bench and update your Twitter somewhere else, bud.
4. Let me just glance over and see how long this person next to me has been on the elliptical for.
5. 45 minutes?! Are they insane?!
6. Hey, is he trying to sneak a peek at my screen? How rude.
7. How is it even possible for headphones to get THIS tangled?!
8. I can’t start until I find the perfect song on my workout playlist.
9. Man, I really need to update my workout playlist.
10. Please, no one look at me while I try to figure out how this machine works.